Try having a conversation with them, they will not understand a single word you speak and at the end they might label you as an alien.
Let me give you a demo, consider this conversation of me with Bill Gates (that might never happen)
Me: i am looking for a job
Bill Gates: why?? There are so many opportunities to earn money and you are looking for a job!
Me: yes because my boss fired me.
Bill Gates: so what is a big deal, start your own business?. Why he fired you?
Me: i was always late on job because i miss the bus almost everyday.
Bill Gates: come on man you should go to job in your own car, why you waste your time in public transport!
Me: i dont have car.
Bill Gates: oh, then catch a cab.
Me: they charge alot, i cant afford it.
Bill Gates: poor man! Start some home bussiness. Setup a local shopping website??
Me: cant, there is loadsheding almost half of the day.
Bill Gates: so simple man, get an electricity generator?? You are so lazy!
Me: bhai maaf kar, Allah hafiz.
Bill Gates: Ballmer what he spoke??
Ballmer: alien
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